Motorized + Easy Chair = Fuckin’ Awesome

By Rob | Published: June 15, 2009

I’m all about knockin’ on rednecks and of course I enjoy a good laugh at their expense but I gotta give credit where it’s due!  This hill billy struck gold with ingenuity and originality and then sprinkled on a little awesome with this motorized easy chair. Now I don’t know if this dude built this thing or God magically bestowed unto him the coolest piece of fuckin’ furniture ever. All I know is I WANT ONE!!!

I don’t know where I would use this thing but I can just picture myself in it with a beer and a shotgun cruising around campsites and raising hell. Cause who the hell wants to mess with a dude in a motorized easy chair never mind the shotgun. That just screams bad ass. Add to that a fishnet t-shirt and you got yourself a one man party machine. Video after the break. Read More »

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Conan O’brien is a freakin GIANT

By Rob | Published: June 11, 2009

Is it just me or is Conan O’brien a freakishly huge person? The dude is like a friggin’ giant compared to his guests. It’s hilariously distracting and it reminds me of Frodo Baggins and Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings. While watching this clip I kept waiting for Ryan Seacrest to leap in to Conans arms like Frodo did with Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring.

Anyway I thought that was pretty funny. I could not stop laughing at how akward it was while Ryan Seacrest was sitting next to Conan. And it doesn’t stop there either cause Conan’s head is huge too. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve always know Conan was a pretty tall guy but having not watched the show in quite sometime I was quickly reminded of just how funny it was especially with shorter guests. Video after the break. Read More »

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Saturday Night Live Skit: Mother Lover

By Rob | Published: June 9, 2009

I haven’t watched Saturday Night live regularly since I was high school and Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey were headlining. But recently my buddy Matt Culler and his wife showed me this little gem and I had to post it.

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The Over Saturation of Twitter

By Rob | Published: June 4, 2009

Wow, so Twitter has become quite popular but in that same respect, it’s become quite an annoyance for me. I have always believed that Twitter is what you make of it. It can be a very resourceful place for aggregated news and information or it can be a slew of junk. I have entered that latter realm of Twitter junk; AND by my own fault, no less.

Word to the wise: Be Cautious

I’m a huge Twitter advocate and believe that it’s a great resource but by my own fault I’ve become consumed by being “followed” by as many people as I can and as fast as I can. I mean, who doesn’t want the world to hear what you have to say, right? Read More »

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Dear Elijah… A letter to my unborn son.

By Rob | Published: May 31, 2009

Dear my son,

First off, I’m so proud to be your dad and I can’t wait to see your face and meet you. I have tried very hard to be there while you were growing in your mommas belly but the circumstances have not allowed me that privilege. I really hope you can understand that later in life when you can make your own judgments. You yourself will see my heart and how much I care about you and your mom.

I want you to know that I love you and no matter what hardships your mother and I go through, you mean the world to me. No one can take my feelings for you away from me. I wish things could have been different and the three of us – your mom, you and I – could have been a family but that was taken from me. I just wanted a happy family to raise you.

Baby Elijiah

Son, you are my heart. You are the center of my life and I miss you so much. I didn’t get to see you grow and that has hurt me very deeply. That has tortured me to the point of crying and not being able to sleep. I miss rubbing lotion on your mommas belly every night and getting to see you move and kick. I wish I could hear your heart beat. I just wish I could feel you for a second of my life. Just a small kick or a small bump. I miss you so much… Read More »

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